Answering Questions From You

question.jpg This is not the FAQ page I’m working on. This is a post that took on a life of its’ own when my blog was hi-jacked by your brilliant comments and questions. So, this is for you. (not all of you, just you guys over there and that one guy back there and the girl over by the thing there.)

Q: What’s the worst thing you’ve never done?
A: ‘Worst’ being the key word here. Hmmm. I suppose it comes down to the worst thing anyone could do. Well, I’ve never dropped an atomic bomb on a city of civilians and I’ve never misled the citizens of my country into supporting a war against a threat that does not exist. Oh, and I’ve never taken those tags off my mattresses.

Q: Who is your least favorite and favorite person outside the church?
A: Hmmm. I’ll have to go with Hitler for ‘least favorite’ and favorite would be you.

Q. What is the root of number 23?
A: The imagination of Fernley Phillips and the movies he ripped off.

Q: Who makes up your guilt free (three or otherwise) list?
A: “others may, but you cannot” I have no such list. I feel guilty just thinking of a list.

Q: What’s Donna’s most elusive moment?
A: I know this, but I’m banned from telling you. Sorry.

Q: What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?
A: I’m responsible for the death of Jesus. Beyond that, I’ve done some pretty bad things and it’s hard for me to think of one ‘worst’. I suppose I could add to the “Bad Things I Have Done” post and then have everyone vote for the worst.

Q: Who is your favorite and least favorite person in your church?
A: My favourite is the person who embraces, in their own weakness, the image of God in others. My least favourite, the wolves hiding out in sheepskins.

Q: What is the square root of 23?
A: 4.79583152 (thank you Google!)

Q: What’s is the Elusive Donna’s most embarrassing moment?
A: Honestly, if it’s the MOST embarrassing it definitely involves me doing something stupid but again, I’m banned from telling you. Sorry.

Q: What’s the nicest thing you’ve ever done?
A: Easy one. Organ donor. My brain is actually being used by a 39 year old truck packer for UPS in their Scranton branch. And I feel good about that.

Q: Who considers you their favorite person outside your family?
A: It used to be my mechanic, but I have a new car now so, not real sure. And Bob, if you read this, I’m sorry the kids won’t be able to get that in ground pool this year.

Q: How many seeds are in a banana?
A: Oddly enough, little known fact, the exact same number as the number of licks it takes to get to the middle of a Tootsie Pop. p.s. DON’T trust the owl.

Q: What do you love the most about your job?
A: The people I get to hang out with and that I get to sleep with my secretary and my wife doesn’t mind.

Q: What do you hate the most about your job?
A: When someone is hurt and I can’t make it all better.

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About brianmpei

Stumbling towards what comes next.
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5 Responses to Answering Questions From You

  1. Josh says:

    so should we put baby hitler in the EBO ? or do you like the first option?

  2. brianmpei says:

    Josh: EBO. Definitely.

  3. TJ says:

    Thank you for being totally you kiddo…I just had the best 5 mins of my day reading this….still can’t wipe the smile off….btw, EJ has a question he feels only a scholar like you could could do justice to, if you have time for one more……”Does a chicken have lips?”
    Get real well real soon.

  4. brianmpei says:

    TJ: thanks! Tell EJ that I’ll kiss a few chickens and get back to him.

  5. shelleyperry says:

    “I suppose I could add to the “Bad Things I Have Done” post and then have everyone vote for the worst.”

    I like this idea very much.

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