4 Things I Don’t Like About T.V.

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1. I look fat on T.V.
2. I look like my beard has turned almost white on T.V.
3. I look VERY fat on T.V.
4. I sound like William Hung on T.V.

Other than that, and the couple of times people have looked at me and said, “Didn’t I see you on…?”, and the destruction of my self-delusion about my weight, age and voice; it was all good.

I’m incredibly vain. 😦

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About brianmpei

Stumbling towards what comes next.
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3 Responses to 4 Things I Don’t Like About T.V.

  1. BrianD says:

    Nothing wrong with being a few pounds wiser than when you were twenty. After all, you had to fit into those larger pants the Elusive mistakenly bought in the wrong size. As for the whiter hair, it just makes you look extinguished.
    I didn’t see the piece they did, but I’m sure it was great. No matter what we look like, we need to make sure the Lord looks good through us. That can be a tall order sometimes, but I’ll bet they did a nice job and edited out any potential bloopers… I, however, might like to see the bloopers.

  2. TJ says:

    Hey! Same as me….Except for sounding like I’m Hung on T.V., that’s exactly why I don’t like my pic taken!!
    Your heart shone through….it always does….you looked like you usually do…a kid who got this great gift at Christmas and can’t wait to tell everyone about it….
    Blessings all over ya Brian.

  3. brianmpei says:

    Thanks TJ. I think you’re one of the funniest people I know. I feel like it’s Christmas most of the time!

    Brian, the blooper reel would include MOST of the interview she shot with me where I kept talking with my hands (not in sign language) and messing up the mic so much that she had to reframe me AND adjust where the mic was. It also includes me saying, “I’m telling you stories and you probably want 3 seconds, right?” Sophia, in a very kind voice, “Well, it IS a short segment…” I think I’m better suited for radio.

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